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My Grandson the Medial Examiner

The other day as my grandson was getting dressed for school, he noticed I had the news on and the coverage was about the doctor accused of murdering Michael Jackson.

While I'm in the bathroom brushing my teeth he comes in and announces he knows how Michael Jackson died.

"How?" I asked.

He replied, "Michael Jackson took some pills that made him white and that's why he died. He's supposed to be black like his brothers."

OK---so this is why we spent $500 to get him into kindergarten as an early entry so he could start practicing his medical examiner theories.

The mind of a kindergartener!

Comments

Sharon McMillan said…
Out of the mouths of babes!
Heidi Caswell said…
Too cute!

I'm thinking he is right. Playing with nature, to be something other than how you were created, can be hazardous to your health.
This gave me a laugh and took me back to a time when a child said something funny to me many years ago. Thank you for sharing!
oldgoat1957 said…
Kids cut right to it, don't they?
Beverly said…
oldgoat1957,

They say what's on their minds, that's for sure. Adults could learn a lesson or two from them. Thanks for stopping by and commenting.
Beverly said…
Ann,
I remember sitting in church one Sunday and a little boy asked me why I had a mustache. All I could do was smile :) Thanks for stopiing by and commenting.
ImSoVintage said…
I love your blog. Grandchildren are the absolute best. They keep us real. I am a new follower and look forward to more of your posts.
Laura
http://imsovintage.blogspot.com/

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